Sing these lyrics to the song,

TEQUILA!!!!!

This year is bound to be better The changes can’t come fast enough The scourge of the punishing mandates Whose outcome produced bad results A The faces you knew were all covered You dared not meet anyone new The TV was blaring its warnings Corona is ‘gonna get you A We were so freeaaked out… It’s time to oooopt out… Past time to burrrrrst out… NOW-IS-THE-TIME-TO-START! TEQUILA! A We sank into deep isolation We felt like a mole in a hole We longed to be with some others Lonesomeness crept in our souls A It seemed like the plague never ended We had to break out of our shell We had to escape to be normal Determined to flee from that Hell A We were so freeaaked out… It’s time to oooopt out… Past time to burrrrrst out… NOW-IS-THE-TIME-TO-START! TEQUILA!

We’ve learned a lot from pandemics Good judgement is what gets us through Not mandates decreed from the sci-feds The politics permeate through A It’s just up to us to be wary To read everything we can read To do what we think has some logic Don’ t follow political creeds. A We were so freeaaked out… It’s time to oooopt out… Past time to burrrrrst out… NOW-IS-THE-TIME-TO-START! TEQUILA! A Pay heed to what doctors are saying Not only the ones on TV The doctors whose treatments are working In patients’ improvements they see A The next time the sci-feds start screaming We’ll question their every decree We’re all as perceptive as they are And smarter to keep staying free! A We were so freeaaked out… It’s time to oooopt out… Past time to burrrrrst out… NOW-IS-THE-TIME-TO-START! TEQUILA!

TEQUILA!!!!!

Thanks to Chuck Rio (Daniel Flores) for the Latin-inspired surf instrumental. Original lyrics were co-written by Dan Smyers, Nicolle Galyon and Jordan Reynolds who co-produced the track with Scott Hendricks. It was released through Warner Bros. Nashville. Parody lyrics © 2023 by Nancy G. West

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